It seems Mary Poppins has moved to California and she has started a business telling people’s fortunes. But, she doesn’t read palms or tea leaves, she smells people’s breath. The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.
I put in for a job opening at Scriptographics (sp?), the company that does about a million “______ AND YOU” booklets, all with the vaguely smiling simplistic humanoid figures. I’d been fascinated by them since the day I realized that their range went all the way from “CLEAN HANDS AND YOU” to “DEPRESSION AND YOU” to “SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND YOU” and covered a million other topics, both easy and uneasy.
Sadly, it turned out to be another case of NOT EVEN CALLED IN FOR AN INTERVIEW AND ME.
nitromicro over 5 years ago
It seems Mary Poppins has moved to California and she has started a business telling people’s fortunes. But, she doesn’t read palms or tea leaves, she smells people’s breath. The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.
ccomebacktour over 5 years ago
This leavesa, "*BAD TASTE* IN MY MOUTH !
bwoodruf Premium Member over 5 years ago
At the moment I am particularly enjoying the short robot
Kip W over 5 years ago
I put in for a job opening at Scriptographics (sp?), the company that does about a million “______ AND YOU” booklets, all with the vaguely smiling simplistic humanoid figures. I’d been fascinated by them since the day I realized that their range went all the way from “CLEAN HANDS AND YOU” to “DEPRESSION AND YOU” to “SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND YOU” and covered a million other topics, both easy and uneasy.
Sadly, it turned out to be another case of NOT EVEN CALLED IN FOR AN INTERVIEW AND ME.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Oh, goody. Tomorrow, we can hear what the Depression Booklet has to say! That should be uplifting!
rgcviper over 5 years ago
This one reminds me of Kal the superhero, whose superpower is his terrible bad breath, though he’s weak and fragile in every other way …
Super Kal is fragilistic ’cept for halitosis.