Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 26, 2019

I don’t want to know which kid’s bladder is demonstrative and how so. (That’s quite a big word for a preschooler: “demonstrative.”)

As I get older I would describe mine as “wilful”

Why do they call it a ‘shy’ bladder when there’s the alliterative alternative ‘bashful’?

Yo-yo that doo-doo. ~ Hayley Smith

Eat here,and get gas ;)

That exit showed up in the nick of time.

Well, you’ve lost your place in line now. But walking may be faster. Remember the “buddy system.”

My bladder is on the inside.

Man, it’s taken two weeks to get to a bathroom, never mind the bloody zoo. Tomorrow: kiddy cannibals on the rampage.

A 24 hour truck stop can be more strange and wonderful than a petting zoo.

Will they ever get to the petting zoo? And will it be closed by the time they get there? Will this kid’s overactive bladder cause everyone to flee the bus? Stay tuned.

Look at Miss Bliss put the pedal to the metal as she VOOMs off the clogged beltway and heads for a gas station rest stop! Let us all hope she gets there in time, before the power of Group Think has all the pre-schoolers peeing at an inopportune time and place….

I can’t believe a preschooler would know what demonstrative means, let alone how to spell it!

I’ll bet Richard’s Poor Almanac would have many of the answers we seek!!