Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for June 21, 2019

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    GreasyOldTam  over 5 years ago

    My advice? Count to ten, then ask a different question.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How do I say this nicely? Nope!

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No more dangerous words in a conversation than “I’m just being honest here.”

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    " … the chances aren’t very good your words will come out well when your thoughts involve lunch meat." — Carolyn Hax

    I cannot fathom why Nick would break up with a woman who delivers one-liners like that.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “We do approve of your girlfriend Allyson, but we wish she would convert before the wedding.”

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