“Spill the wine take that”… On second thought…
“Waste not want not.”
Try running in place… since you’re not going anywhere, you might as well sit down and have some wine.
Try to be just one, Aunty. Either whiner or wino. Winner, of course, is ruled out!
Alcohol can be used to fuel cars, why not runners?
Two things are certain: you’ll never run out of wine or whine.
I can see another hazard while running, them flops a lot.
My problem is trying to breath with a chocolate cake donut in my mouth when jogging…
Plus you keep tripping over your shadow…
Maybe she should try an intravenous drip.
HarryCK over 5 years ago
“Spill the wine take that”… On second thought…
jmworacle over 5 years ago
“Waste not want not.”
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Try running in place… since you’re not going anywhere, you might as well sit down and have some wine.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Try to be just one, Aunty. Either whiner or wino. Winner, of course, is ruled out!
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
Alcohol can be used to fuel cars, why not runners?
Marvin Premium Member over 5 years ago
Two things are certain: you’ll never run out of wine or whine.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
I can see another hazard while running, them flops a lot.
WCraft over 5 years ago
My problem is trying to breath with a chocolate cake donut in my mouth when jogging…
paranormal over 5 years ago
Plus you keep tripping over your shadow…
pcolli over 5 years ago
Maybe she should try an intravenous drip.