False Knees by Joshua Barkman for December 02, 2019

He’s judcing you AND making you look at his crotch just to humiliate you further.

New yoga pose-Downward Debasing Cat?

Never mess with a cat. They know where you live, and they’ll never let you live that down.

And zoologists persist in playing that prank on us and calling cats vertebrates. Do they really think we aren’t onto them?

Cats terrify me. Under that veneer of cuteness is a pervert beast, that detest humans and inhale your breath when you sleep. No wonder they are the preferred pet of villains.

Cats-the original yoga masters.

Now let’s see you lick your back between your shoulderblades.

Cats are a liquid. :)

Playing the bass fiddle. :)