Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 04, 2019

Any dimmer and Norm’s head would be in perpetual darkness!

Sometimes I’m sure Norman’s just yanking everyone’s chain.

please he cannot possibly be that dumb

I think I’ll text Lamb Chop. Just kidding.

Norm is like a computer. You have to explain every single step of a task in detail for him to do it correctly.

Thanks, Mr. Fagan. I might pay to see that show.

We used to make puppets out of brown paper lunch bags.

There are many people in the world like Norman. Somehow, they usually make it to upper-level management.

You call an intermission and when the circulation returns to your feet, start Act Two, duh!

He thought they said trains and took the last one.

And Norm accepts the challenge and proves to be the better idiot.

Make something foolproof and God will develop a better fool…

When your feet get tired, wiggle tour ears.