Close to Home by John McPherson for July 03, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What do you when they burn out?

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    The lights today will hardly make you reach minimum billing.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    …and upped your complaints from PETA by 70 percent.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    I heard these new lamps still had a few bugs in them which hopefully they can work out.

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    forsyth  over 5 years ago

    Why are the comments all scrambled?

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    MichaelHelwig  over 5 years ago

    She needs a firefly powered refrigerator.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    How does Malcom Reynolds feel about this.

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    Hippogriff  over 5 years ago

    Our resident Mediterranean gecko ate a lightning bug. It kept blinking for a half minute after ingestion.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Whose bright idea was this?

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    I’ll bet the one in the oven gets really excited.

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    cactusjack99 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Too bad you can’t find fireflies anymore, another example of homo sap killing the planet. When I was a kid you could go outside and see hundreds of them, no more.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ♪ You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million fireflies… ♪

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 5 years ago

    I want to know how to turn them off.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 5 years ago

    Driving home one night I hit a bunch of them. It is NOT a good idea to try to use your windshield wipers to clean them off. First had a glowing windshield, then just an opaque smear across the glass. Fortunately, I had some rags in the car and was able to clean things off so I could see again.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Short bulb life’s going to cost you a fortune in replacements, though.

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