Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 31, 2019

Original vegan.

Works on the newbies every time.

Squeeze the juice out and let it ferment a while. This will all make more sense.

Meh, I’ll wait till it’s BOGO.

See what vegan gets you.

Sammy the snake’s work is never done! Always hissing in his pit some where…..

Hey, a guy’s got to make a living, right?

Who does their hair?

The critter in the top right corner must not have made it onto Noah’s Ark and drowned.. don’t see any nowadays.

What is the problem with them apples? Those two got banished from the Garden of Eden after eaten it, Snow White got poisoned by one and Doctors are very afraid of them, it keeps them away, you know.

Can you say, “Avocado toast?”

Pretty much sums up the current generation.

Why an apple when figs were so common?