Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 08, 2019

For a good many questions, caffeine is the answer!

Here, straight into the vein.

Best legal high? Too little sleep and too much coffee! Gun down three espressos at 2 am and you’ll end up playing canasta with King Tut and the Tooth Fairy.

….and add shot of Kahlua.

“Coffee – you haven’t had enough until you can thread the needle of a sewing machine while it’s running.”

But how will that interact with the Ambien you just took?

Anything, anything, anything…nyah, nyah, nyah.

Cut out the ‘middleman’ and chew the beans.

I am an early riser, disgustingly happy in the morning (so I’ve been told), my ex was not a morning person. She used to tell me, “Go away for at least an hour, and when you come back you better have coffee.”

Cream and sugar? Oops!

Uh, oh, “Walk of Shame”, perhaps?

“I asked the pharmacist how to use a rectal thermometer” (Sob) “And he showed me!”…