Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 07, 2011

President’s day, freezing your butt off, not getting a full month’s pay if you’re paid hourly. Thanks for making it short folks from the distant past.

You’re expecting a miracle from him, lady.

Is that the Ides of February? Be ware!

The only thing good about February is it’s end.

When young ladies love to be carded?

How come it comes in like a lion AND goes out like one?

Mars and Venus at it again.

Black History Month

do you think she is squeezing him softly…?

Well it’s a good word for school spelling exams. (Teaches you to listen carefully to how a word is pronounced -or to pronounce it carefully.)

The dumb thing is having 30- and 31-day months, not 28. Give us a 13th month, and make each month exactly 4 weeks. That makes 364, so the last day can be a “Free Day”, falling between Saturday, Mumptober 28 and Sunday, January 1. In leap years, throw another Free Day between June 28 and July 1.

You saw the revised Zodiac, didn’t you, Fritz?

I love February! My hubby’s birthday is on the 28th.

freeholder, I was aware that something was going on, but didn’t go into it. I’m a Capricorn, I’m SUCH a Capricorn, and even if somebody tells me I’m something else I’ll still BE a Capricorn.

(Actually, under the Revised Calendar that I proposed above, the New Year’s Eve “Free Day” would be my birthday.)