Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 14, 2019

Andy better send the constable to the tailor

Andy turned out to be the “butt” of this joke.

@Number Three Welcome back we missed you , today’’s strip is slightly funny and could be done in three panels , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp remembers how the seat of his trousers get worn out :o) my avatar is just a joke about employees washing hands ,how was your day , ours should be busy but not hectic I hope .

That would amount to police brutality.

Flo must get to the bottom of this mystery!

Thought he might be doing the barstool boogie but then I remembered there are no barstools in Andy’s world.

Our hero needs to invent a pair of britches with rollers in the seat. Not only would it prevent the fabric from wearing out, but it would decrease the strain on the poor constable’s arm from having to drag Andy around every evening

I am surprised Andy remembers it at all.

Tell her you love burritos.

Flashes of reality come back to Andy at the strangest times.

Sadly, torn up pants seem to be a popular fashion trend these days. Talk about stupidity!

I wonder what kind of underwear is underneath those trousers?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie! I hope you are doing well. My day has not been hectic at all.

Quite relaxing in fact.

@Tad1

Ripped jeans look stupid. Hard to believe it passes as “fashionable”