PEGGY: Excuse me, do you know of a plant that can withstand over-watering, inadequate fertilization, and perhaps some over-zealous pruning?TEENAGE CLERK: Yeah, they’re called weeds. “Yard, She Blows”, King of the Hill
I have not a brown thumb, but a black one. Everything I touch that is green turns brown then to black slime. Leave it all alone and it grows very well.
DDrazen over 5 years ago
PEGGY: Excuse me, do you know of a plant that can withstand over-watering, inadequate fertilization, and perhaps some over-zealous pruning?TEENAGE CLERK: Yeah, they’re called weeds. “Yard, She Blows”, King of the Hill
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
I have not a brown thumb, but a black one. Everything I touch that is green turns brown then to black slime. Leave it all alone and it grows very well.
JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago
If she’s got something to reap, she can’t be doing too bad,,,
pbr50138 over 5 years ago
I know for some people, sarcastic humor doesn’t go far. My wife hates it when I say stuff like this.