Close to Home by John McPherson for July 24, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    “Sure, I can go for high-pitched screaming!”

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    macky87  over 5 years ago

    Those are gonna leave a mark. Hard as rocks after all that time in the freezer.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    And then you run out of snowballs.

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    paranormal  over 5 years ago

    You’d have more fun throwing a Baby Ruth candy bar into the pool and yelling "DOODIE!!!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What kid hasn’t thought about stockpiling snowballs for just such an occasion?

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Just think of how many snowmen don’t have their key body parts thanks to that stockpile.

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Better yet. Go to the ball field and substitute those for the baseballs. They will shatter when hit by the bat and surprise the batters.

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    GraceFaith  over 5 years ago

    Cold air sinks; heat rises

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Parents obviously don’t look in the freezer much or they’re really stupid.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    What are brothers for if not to harass their sisters.

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    WDD  over 5 years ago

    Bill Cosby as a kid wanted revenge on Junior Barnes for hitting him with a snowball. So he made a special snowball, put it in the freezer, waited until July, then found that his mother had thrown the snowball away.

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