Close to Home by John McPherson for August 18, 2019

You’re both in line for a shattering experience.

Don’t leave the empty box laying around, or you’ll be buried in it!!!

I wouldn’t want to be at “ground zero” when the wifey finds out about the trick bathroom scale.:/

Where can I buy one…or more?

I think she’s going to tip the scales

Plus it also lights up on the display and says “one at a time please” before it starts to shatter!

That´s REALLY mean - where can I get one?

She could benefit by losing excess weight. How much does that guy weigh? She could start there…

I have one of those scales. I think.

https://www.zazzle.com/humor+bathroom+scales

And the judge called it “justified murder”.

Then it says, “Get off you’re crushing me!!”

Okay. I know it’s wrong, but I’d would so do that. Just ask my ex.

So the only question left is, will her attorney be a divorce lawyer or one experienced in homicide defense.

My beautiful wife has never weighed more than 115. I, however, was the “over eater” in the family. If she pulled that one on me, I would have found it hilarious! I love a good practical joke.

That is COLD ! He better hide that box real good. If She finds it he just might find out how easy it does shatter " Over His Head " !

My scale does that too. But sound seems like it’s coming from a lot closer.

Oh man, this guy has a death wish!

So she says, “You first, I insist”.

This is cruelty on a totally different scale (note the rolling eyes, here!).

He is a dead man!