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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 14, 2020
March 13, 2020
March 15, 2020
Transcript:
civil war equine statue code explained. everyone knows that the many statues of civil war generals around d.c. are subtly encoded to indicate the fate of the subject. herewith a brief guide. sword drawn, horse rearing - died in battle with full attendant glory henry moore-ish abstraction - fragged by cannon-ball. mounted on moose - went awol to canada. mounted on comfy chair - retired from ilitary to consul for lucrative muni-tions industry. dismounted in drunken stupor - retired from military to become 18th president. hidden in barrel - found army life uncongenial. quit to become a rodeo clown.
daijoboo Premium Member about 5 years ago
Seated on favorite mare: Horrifying! Sculptor forced to weld male parts onto horse.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
And I bet you used to think those statues were dull and uninteresting!