Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 11, 2020
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Transcript:
cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shortbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less than 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter; produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contains highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
gbars70 over 4 years ago
I don’t like cookies that behave insultingly; even if they are tasty.
Wlly Blly over 4 years ago
I’d have to test that “not less than 10% monkey” claim.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
THINK MINTS.
Laced with strong hallucinogens, you’ll wonder why you ate one of these.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Those “Girl Scouts” look so intense that I fear they have murder in their minds. Stay away from the rogue cookies or die!