Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 17, 2020
October 16, 2020
October 18, 2020
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! pitofun least enjoyable midway ride - mister gravelpants' pit o' fun, loudoun county. scariest baked good - old aunt beulah's "suffocation by marzipan" cake, frederick county. biggest wheel of cheddar - mount lacto, montgomery county. performer to avoid - maurizio the magic sphinctriloquist, charles county. union of disgruntled former employ bitter? here's what next gun cleaning at balloons $5 $10 guess your i.q. ? worst midway game - guess your i.q., arlington county.
Cpeckbourlioux about 4 years ago
Sphinctriloquist-in-chief; my new name for the resident! So perfect, so perfect, never been such a perfect name for someone SO GOOD at talking out of their a$$, so good.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
So many kids I’d dump in the Pit O’ Fun.
But that would just get me put in that Most Unfrequented Booth….
gbars70 about 4 years ago
Seen Maurizio’s act; breathtaking!
Spiffy about 4 years ago
Why SBD when you can throw your flatus?
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Le Pétomane, the great flatulist.