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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 27, 2020
November 26, 2020
November 28, 2020
Transcript:
summer weeding guide boorish ivy - if ignored will quickly grow into the shape of unwanted lawn objects ( flamingo, chevy up on blocks, any large abandoned appliance). especially unnerving for those under autocratic neighborhood associations. dandelions: tie his shoelaces together! pure evil! dandelion.org - densely intertwined root system creates a sentient hive-mind prone to acts of petty maliciousness. sphincterwort - (methanium) an en-tirely unnecessary evolutionary devel-opment. too nasty to even draw. touchyweed - over-sensitive to the needs of rootbound americans. runs screaming to the aclu when pulled up. farmer: owch rakeseed - step on it and the stalk flies up and hits you in the face! nature at its most playful!
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
In The OC, we don’t have weeds this time of year. We have eucalyptus trash.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
I don’t like it when Nature gets playful….