Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 04, 2021
January 03, 2021
January 05, 2021
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson new ancient greek gods discovered and just in time for the olympics heckla one of the lesser furies, she defends the sillier sports against ridicule. heckla: i heard you snicker at synchronized swimming. zeus loves synchro-nized swimming. soccer brandichas is undefeated computer scrabble her teammate heath rampone collects barb ies. cyclist todd well eats burritos, swimmer gary hall endorsed. grate dead sunglasses. a swimmer haley drivelalia her incessant stream of trivia can drive the listener mad, or worse. man: bang promoteus son of the gods shyll & entreprenuria, he rules all things com-mercial & demands constant tribute. man 2: i swear to buy all athlet shoes breath min weather tires, soda breakfast cereals, etc that you advertise, so help me zeus.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 4 years ago
Zeusdarnitt!
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I’ve read American Gods, but I don’t remember these guys.
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 4 years ago
I love that this is posted on national Trivia Day
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“New Ancients” would be a good band name.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Actually, Zeus couldn’t care less about synchronized swimming, he just likes nymphs and naiads. “But in the old days, they did it all NUDE!”
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
These gods tend to get blacklisted out of the standard mythology textbooks. And you can see why….