Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 20, 2021
March 19, 2021
March 21, 2021
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack - by richard thompson our exclusive end of summer quiz can you identify these summer-related objects? 1. mommy 2. awful falls wretched blah swill valley jackson's thumb national civil war place 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 1. mommy's knicknack caddy, made by your child at pointless crafts camp. 2. regrettable desti-nation brochures. 3. swarm of gnats that followed you on a ten-mile hike, then tried to get in your car and follow you home. 4. never order a drink called "barbicide on the beach" again. 5. missing puzzle piece that ruined your beach house vacation. 6. $100 million diamond skull made by damien hirst (see also #1, above). 7. mutating happy meal toy found under car seat.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 4 years ago
The gnats! In North Carolina they are so small they’re called “no-see-ums”. And no less irritating.
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
Got ’em all without looking!
(Some were different)DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
National Civil War Place. I’ve got all the brochures.
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 4 years ago
We don’t have gnats here. I do NOT miss them.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I feel so very lucky that it’s not summer!