Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 02, 2021
April 01, 2021
April 03, 2021
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment - genetically modified corn races, frederick county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. guy: hey! worst entertainment - squinto the wan-dering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gear! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince george's county. he's on his break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
The Flaming Yo-Yos. Name of my next garage band.
BiggusDikkus over 3 years ago
If you’re going to push a tractor, you want it out of gear, in neutral.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
I dunno. Some of these might be fun. I think I’d enjoy prodding the carny.
We used to feature a Tractor Pull in the county where I used to work.
And I might like to hire Squinto for the “benefit” of certain “friends”!