Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 06, 2021
April 05, 2021
April 07, 2021
Transcript:
undecided voter? clueless? uncertain? here's help. discuss the choices with someone whose opinion you respect. man 1: peee-yooo. man 2: eee-yuck. first-hand knowledge of the candi-dates is good. hang around outside looking undecided. they'll be all over you like a flock of cheap suits. children are our greatest resource & the hope for the future. what are they saying? kid 1: this guy walks funny. kid 2: this guy spits when he laughs. elect you could study up on the candidates in depth. compare their policies and records. measure the distance between rhetoric & reality. in no time you'll slip into a zomboid coma & miss the whole election. this is the coward's way out. if all else fails, try cosmic chance. the last sign you see on the way to your polling place is it. person 1: democrat republican democrat republican lost cat democrat republicrat demoyard sale democrat nader republican republican lose weight demo creat gutter cleaning person 2: gutter cleaning it is!
Cpeckbourlioux almost 4 years ago
The old two-party system. Gutter cleaning, or Coward’s way out? Decisions decisions.
John Wiley Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If you can’t name one of your senators or your representative, please don’t vote. You aren’t paying enough attention.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I always vote the party line. Hard core Communist.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I voted today. Most of our local candidates ran unopposed, so it wasn’t too hard to do….
gbars70 almost 4 years ago
Gutter Cleaning has raised some thoughtful issues.