Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 27, 2021
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June 28, 2021
Transcript:
Spring Guide to Plants Best Avoided Verbatum Parrots your every word in a high-pitched whine. Why did I ever plant that thing? Why did I ever plant that thing. Cut it out! Cut it out. I'm gettin' the shovel! I'm gettin' the shovel I mean it. I mean it! Screaming Bloody Verdure Panicky & high maintenance. I have an aphid on me! Me too! Aagh! Puerilium Unfit for the more refined garden. How de trop. Magic Bean Stalk Produces an endless supply of gigantic not very tasty beans. None of the neighbors one anymore, either. Well, go see if you can trade em for a cow or something.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
Stop it! I mean it!
I remember looking up “de trop” last time too. Too much.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Beans! Beans! Beans! All we ever get from from Richard’s fabulous garden is these darned giant beans (and I don’t mean gigantes, the yummy Greek bean dish).