Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for December 24, 2019
December 19, 2019
December 26, 2019
Transcript:
Baby: Ooh! Can I play dad ? Dicky: Sorry, champ grand theft auto's a grown -up game. I don't want you turning into a serial killer or somethin. Baby: will it turn you into a serial killer? Dicky: Yeah, right! like I have that sort of time! Dicky: practically my whole day is work, errands and carting you kids around. That schedule doesn't exactly lend itself to stalking killing and hiding bodies. Baby: But it's fun right? it looks fun Dicky: also murder is very very bad I probably should have mentioned that first.
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Randallw about 5 years ago
Dexter always seemed to make time. Even Patrick Bateman could claim he was returning video tapes. I guess that last one doesn’t fly anymore.
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ever heard the theory that children have essentially the mind of a sociopath? This might be how it starts.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Kids live what they learn…
elizabethvshaffer about 5 years ago
Actually, that sounds like a pretty good cover-schedule for doing that stuff.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
He really shouldn’t be playing where his son can see. (AIUI, violent TV is more likely to corrupt kids than violent video games are.)
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
You’ve given this quite a bit of thought. That’s mildly disturbing.