F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 12, 2019

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    My doctor has for years been after me to eat more green vegetables, but they always spoiled before I could get around to them. Finally I found a green vegetable that will keep long enough that I can actually use it.

    Dill pickles.

    Your move, doctor.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Maybe you had better start with pulp in your juice.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Ummmm, only if you zip them up in a baggie….

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They recycle nicely in the garbage disposal. Helps keep it smelling fresh.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    Yup, a little bit of duct tape and you’re good to go.

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