Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 01, 2020

I dunno. I just get my Fresh Start™ from the cereal aisle in my local grocery store. That way, I remain regular all day, too.

Odd. That’s exactly how I stat my new year’s day.

This is hysterically funny!

The girls all get prettier at closing timeThey all begin to look like movie starsThe girls all get prettier at closing timeWhen the change starts taking placeIt puts a glow on every faceOf the falling angels of the back street bars.

If I could rate ‘em on a scale from 1 to 10I’m lookin’ for a 9 but 8 would slip right inA few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4But when tomorrow morning comes, And I wake up with a number 1I swear I’ll never do it anymore.

[Chorus]

Now, I don’t mean to criticize the girls at allI’m no Robert Redford, even overhauledWe all picture in our minds a girl that looks just rightAin’t it funny, ain’t it strange,The way a man’s opinion changesWhen he starts to face that lonely night.

[Chorus]

Of the falling angels of the back street bars

Thank you Mickey Gilley! :-)

To all the people with hangovers, I scream, “HAPPY NEW YEAR.”

What is this – the world of Adventure Time? A living ,talking box? Why that is almost as absurd as talking chickens….wait; this is a cartoon. Never mind.

So he drank until he rebooted

how many tequilas did i drink last night?