Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 27, 2020
October 26, 2020
October 28, 2020
Transcript:
"Did you know that only about 5% of the universe is made up of matter?" "Scientists theorize that another 20% is made up of dark matter, matter that passes through space but is devoid of protons, neutrons and electrons." "What's more mysterious is that scientists think the remainder of the universe is made up of something called dark energy. Funny thing is that scientists don't really even know what dark energy is." "Well then, perhaps your scientists would be interested in meeting me." "Huh?" "I have the power!!" BRZZZAPPP!! "Dark energy: the mortar of the universe. Long have I kept its secrets to myself. But no longer. 'Tis time for the energy to flow." "Flow, dark energy, flow!! HA! HA! HA!" Zzzzzzz "...Flow...tee hee..." "I hate when you doze off when I'm talking."
REHPIC LLIB over 4 years ago
hahaha
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
So far, dark matter and dark energy are little more than correction factors in various cosmological formulae. Soon, we hope to relate them to physical properties of yet undefined particles and their interactions. Oh, there are LOTS of theories.