Old joke. The teacher tells the class that Jane’s story is terrible because it is full of dangling participles , split infinitives and double negatives.
‘No one could possibly understand what she is trying to say.’
Jane calls the teacher a ‘zoogy blonking kwoosher’ and the teacher threatens to have her expelled.
‘How can you punish me? There’s no way anyone could have understood what i said.’
Fred over 5 years ago
Shokey can read.
Bob. over 5 years ago
I thought participles can dangle all they want now.
Ray*C over 5 years ago
Mona’s eyes in that last panel…looks like a concussion or worse!!
oakie817 over 5 years ago
hehe…i’m thinking she’s describing something that she actually isn’t…
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Yay, M. Smokey! I’m commissioning you an honorary member of the Grammar Police!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Only if you are speaking Latin.
Differentname over 5 years ago
Old joke. The teacher tells the class that Jane’s story is terrible because it is full of dangling participles , split infinitives and double negatives.
‘No one could possibly understand what she is trying to say.’
Jane calls the teacher a ‘zoogy blonking kwoosher’ and the teacher threatens to have her expelled.
‘How can you punish me? There’s no way anyone could have understood what i said.’
vanaals over 5 years ago
My biggest challenge: Not using a preposition to end a sentence with.
pdking77 over 5 years ago
“concstructed”? …. uh Jennifer, check your spelling.