The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 13, 2019

It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Which one can get to his feet fast enough to help a customer that might walk in?

I’m inclined to decline your offer to recline.

My kind of job. :D

That’s it ! Put your backs INTO it !

“Herman’s Recliner House” went out of business shortly thereafter, which is where we get the phrase “The recline and fall of Herman’s empire”.

Boy, talk about a bunch of lazy boys…

I’m inclined to agree

I recline to comment…..

They could do an exercise class. Ever try getting out of one of those things?

And make sure you fall asleep to show how comfortable they are.

Wait until you see how hard the mattress salespeople work…

Talk about laying down on the job.

Ever read the book about their struggles? “On Our Backs”.

Where can I apply for the job?

You ever get out of one of those things without closing it on the dog?

Training to be astronauts on lift off!

dumb