Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for August 30, 2019
August 28, 2019
September 01, 2019
Transcript:
Good News Patient: Another Doctor said I was going to DIE from this. Doctor: That's ABSURD! Absolute Happiness Girl: Here's your beer! Girl: I'm going to make you dinner while you watch TV! Man: Life is good! Man: Lipe ih guh. At Peace Billy: Oh no! My puppy died! Dog: Mourn not, Billy, for I am now in puppy heaven. Dog: With PuppyGod and PuppyJesus. Dog: But none of the puppy blasphemers.
Ida No about 5 years ago
Whimsy – joke’s on you.
Zev about 5 years ago
You never know. I think the wife leaving actually might be happiness for the guy. Once he sobers up.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago
The nice thing about having multiple medical issues is the knowledge that only one of them can be fatal.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
You don’t consider “Puppy Jesus” as blasphemy? Is there a “Puppy Mohammed?”