Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2019

What’s the baby’s name? Henry, Edward, Mary or Elizabeth?

I only see one door.

I don’t see any drinks on the house.

Did he pass them all out already?

I didn’t know he was married, but maybe he was shacking up…

I shudder to think what what gutter mind thought….

He’s just tellin’ storys.

What bar can you smoke in??? Specially stogies.

Let me guess: you had a tiny house?