The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 16, 2019

At least their spurs aren’t jingle-jangling.

They’re more suited to the 100 meter mosey.

The difference between this and other 10k’s is that it’s being done, say, Pamplona-style.

Good news, the impending upchuck will do wonders for your Abs!

The guy in the middle ex Marlboro man?

Gidde’ up!

Some people never heed advice….

Don’t give up smoking !VAPING is MUCH SAFER !

The 10K Corral is not the OK Corral.

That’s what you get for eating New York City donuts!

You’re horses will thank you that’s fo sure!

Just like chasing trains, they run out of steam.

In ‘real’ cowboy boots they’d last about 100 yards if that. And after that they would never ‘run’ again!

As I walked out on the streets of Laredo.As I walked out on Laredo one day,I spied a poor cowboy wrapped in white linen,Wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay.“I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy.”These words he did say as I boldly walked by.“Come an’ sit down beside me an’ hear my sad story.“I’ve congestive heart failure an’ I know I must die.”

I see three stray white spots and a stray pink spot. Careful, colorist.

I bet the lawyers smell blood here, gonna go after Krispy Kreme.

They need to stay away from Golden Corral.

And on top of it, they’ve got diarrhea…

I’m OK, you’re not OK. (Required 1970’s reading.)