The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 21, 2019

Let’s just keep that our dirty little secret.

Maybe you’re doing it wrong. First: don’t sweep dirt floors.

I rearrange the dust into patterns and tell visitors to be careful where they step, they might damage my sandscript.

There are others who live in the house with you. Get them involved in helping you get the house clean. Negative motivation sometimes is helpful – help if you want to eat dinner tonight.

You..are swinging the broom the wrong way.. it back to front as you face the door.

You forgot to put a bag in your vacuum.

Entropy increases

I’m convinced that it just jumps up when you cleaning the settles when you’re done.

Second: don’t sweep the dirt on to the rugs. It’s under the rugs.

Cleaning the house when you have a dog is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.