Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 12, 2019

I’ve seen Arnie drive. He needs every bit of leeway that he can get!

Always learning, I guess that’s a good thing.

Arnie needs somebody in an advance car gesturing and waving for everyone to get out of the way.

Old man Jeteringly used to do this until that unfortunate incident.

I doubt it will be enough.

Suburban camouflage.

Brilliant; I might get me the roof sign.

Unfortunately, Arnie tends to drift towards the Port (if you know what I mean)…

Let me know when you’re on the road, Arnie! OY

Where can I get one of those?

Arnie is one smart cookie..

You know how, when you’re driving along some two-lane country road, you always get stuck behind some old guy in a hat?

I’m that guy! I need an “OLD GUY IN A HAT” BUMPER STICKER.

Now, why didn’t I think of that? Leeway on the Freeway.