Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 04, 2019

Check the shower. I might have used it on my legs there.

After a week, he needs a hedge trimmer!

Keep the beard. It’s you.

Winter’s coming, the more hair the warmer.

Has he been drinking Miracle-Gro® ….again?

He keeps thinking it’s blueberry Kool-Aid.

After you drink enough of it, you kind of forget not to drink it again….

and a lot of other stuff.

Marion would stop him…. but as you may be able to tell,

she’s neither too observant….

nor exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I haven’t been able to find mine since spring.

It’s the new look now.. scruffy and unkempt.. Ballard Street sets the fashion trend

“And you didn’t tell me!”

At the least find him a beard trimmer to smarten up his scraggly beard.

So, I guess in another week he’ll ask again?

Has he checked his arm pits?

He’s going to audition for the Wolfman reboot.

I keep asking, but you never tell me. Where are the kitchen scissors?