Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 13, 2020

I can’t discern Connie’s face amid the umbrella, mask and snorkle.

Connie, those boots will fill up like buckets. Get down to REI for a proper outfit.

More than that, I’d say Connie has a pretty uneasy relationship with those boots.

Connie seems to have an uneasy relationship with reality, as well.

Good! Then there’s no chance she’ll be singing in it, is there?

When she was two the upstairs bath sprang a leak and water dripped in her crib all night. She wears scuba gear to take a shower and rubber gloves to wash her hands.

Nobody’s been within fifty feet of her for years for obvious reasons.

Boots look like PVC pipes and she needs a face adjustment….just saying,…LOL

It’s obvious that she docent live on my block of Ballard Street.

Scooter + Garden Hose + Connie = ⚡ ☂ ☁ ☠ ⚡☂☁☠

(Isn’t it cool how the same icons change their look when appearing with no spaces after the gold lightning bolt?)

Connie knows some of the potholes on Ballard Street can be real deep.. wise woman is taking no chances.

Don’t we all, Connie. Don’t we all. Another big rain front is pouring rain on me right now. I’m just grateful there’s no dangerous winds or tornadoes with this one, and that it’s not cold enough to be freezing ice or snow.

As does most of Southern California …

Strangely enough, I prefer snow to rain…..we can go out and not need one of Connie’s exclusive outfits.

Unlike Connie, I used to love the rain, especially puddles. Today I tend to skirt the puddles. They look so much prettier in skirts!

Connie?