Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 24, 2020

Stewart, you are not making yourself a desirable neighbor. You may be voted out, you know.

You know if you complain, you’ll just be egging him on.

Stewart has a pretty large nose to be starting things like that. It might end up poking out the back of his head.

I hope the eggs aren’t spoiled.

He means well.

Making him mean; yeah, his throwing eggs have gone up $.37 more a dozen.

I’m shell he’ll be ok….but the yolks on you…..

Too bad Stewart brought eggs to a gun fight.

Gotta love a good egging on….

This isn’t going to go over easy with Dale. I heard him say “Omeletting this go once, but do it again and I’ll scramble your face”.

There once was a Ballard guy, Stewie.

Mad the Economy went blewie.

After starting to throw, those eggs dontcha know,

they’re saying “That bad egg’s gone screwy!”

Don’t blame Stewart.. He just heard Mr Briefcase turned down his food stamp request.

I’d be pretty danged tempted to take his egg carton away from him and smash it and its contents into his face. Ballard Street loves eccentrics, but bullies aren’t welcome.

FOOD FIGHT!