Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 19, 2020

Whatever it takes to make you feel like a man, Allen. By the way, your fly is open.

Nadine had better be the dog.

Nadine speaks with Allen from her area of superiority, the rest of the house.

That is quite the skinny snout on that mutt.

Meanwhile, Nadine grabs the step ladder and hides it.

I see that flimsy shelf giving way in 10, 9,8…..

“Sooooo…Allen thinks he has a corner on superiority”, muses Nadine. “We will just have to educate him about how superior he isn’t!” This is the beginning of a loooong week for Allen.

Talk about conceit.

The table is not going to hold him much longerrrrrrrrr

“Nadine, where did you buy these awful pants?”

Pipe down.

Looks more like a Time Out to me.

My cat has one of those.

“Respect my authoritie!”

And Nadine.. looking up, wonders why she never noticed all that nose hair before.

I have an entire “Sizable Space of Superiority.”

But, I have to keep it in the garage.

It has nothing to do with the mouse at the baseboards.

No one is going to take him seriously with those hideous slippers on! :)

Allen has always looked down on Nadine. Now it’s obvious.