Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 09, 2020

And she’s having second thoughts about the old ways.

Constance, there is an attachment for curtains.

Never say never.

The hairdo she got from it should have been a fair warning.

Don’t be discouraged, Constance – you’ve just found another way that doesn’t work.

That is one assertive vacuum cleaner.

Two things that don’t work, the other one is Clarence

I guess you could say that Constance’s new way of vacuuming sucks…

And it just might be curtains for that vacuum cleaner…

I guess it didn’t know she doesn’t allow smoking in the house.

 

Clarence is going to have to get it down, and she’ll tell him to just give it away…

but he should probably take out the old bag first…

 

NO!

I wasn’t talking about taking out Constance for Mother’s Day!

Ironically, just prior, she cried Eureka, I’ve found a new way to do curtains.

Constance never did like to clean the house, let alone the curtains….

And once again the curtain is brought down on another day on Ballard Street…

It’s not just men that don’t read instruction manuals..

Wow! I HATE them smell of a vacuum belt which starts to smoke from the beater being jammed!

I hate when that happens! But I don’t do it on purpose.

I can relate, Constance. I vacuumed up the wedding bouquet I had drying underneath a big book. Should have taken that as an omen! :)

Been there. Done that. I was a new bride with a new vacuum ……….