Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 25, 2020

Something tells me the narrator does not agree with Gordon.

Do Gordon’s sideburns match his tie, or is that his eyeglass holders? (i.e. nerdburns)

Alas, Gordon is sadly mistaken.

AND, his cardboard inserts have wilted. You can’t take as the truth anything anyone who has soft inserts says!

Gordon believes that if he says it loud enough, people will be even more interested in what he has to say.

Believe all you like, Gordon. If you want to live in a fantasy world, that’s your business.

Hey you! Yes You! Get that thingamajig with the speakers, headphones and mic off the sidewalk ….wack job….

I’m not sure. I might be inclined to approach him, then again, he might be selling something. I don’t know…

Today, Gordon has a podcast.

How long does it take the tube’s in that thing to warm up?

For those young ’uns out there…. tubes were the electronic things before cell phones.

Gordon also believes that Soylent Green is made out of… oh, wait, that’s Charlton…

Many people suffer under this delusion.

That’s just his portable unit. Ya ought ta see the big mixing board in the basement.

Sadly.. that concept became very popular among the Evangelists.

He looks like a classic neckbeard so I’m sure he’ll be nerd-splaning some fandom or the other.

We all know Gordon.

Gordon is like many commenters.

Gordon is delusional. People let him talk to keep him from harming someone. Someday, someone is going to harm Gordon.