Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 04, 2020

Ted is taking social distancing waaay too far.

Maybe Ted is pouting because HE doesn’t have the chair with the pointy bits.

He’s pouting because Stephen has a hobby horse and he doesn’t.

Frankly my dear, I don’t think he gives a damn.

He did what his identical twin brother Norman did

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but his wife didn’t approve, either. Just like her identical twin.

Ooooh Ted! Stop your pouting and finish your dinner! No more “whine” for you today!

I think Ted’s feeling a bit frisky and is moving down to …

Must cook like Flo

There’s nothing like a good sulk to cap the day.

Two glasses? I think Ted may have drunk himself under the table…

Either that, or this is a new way to lose an argument…

Ted is practicing for a performance review at work tomorrow.

Even with his head between his knees, he shouldn’t be able to fit under the table like that. Could this be Flat Head Ted?

It’s been years since I sulked under the table. Well, at least several weeks.

Is Ted hiding from Thelma’s cooking?

Many more disasters and i’ll be joining him.

Ted doesn’t like Mabel’s meal, yet again.