Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 30, 2020

Lois needs a little help from Clark!

Did Lois just bike down that piece of gutter from the back step? Clark, I don’t think she will be doing it again until her body and her bike are put back together.

Lois wanted to go on an expedition, but Clark insisted on staying within 500’ of a phone booth.

Only until she gets it right.

Definitions:

Amateur: keeps practicing a skill until they can get it right.

Professional: Keeps practicing a skill until they can’t get it wrong.

Lois is gonna be sitting in a hot bath until next Friday.

Looks like Lois forgot how to ride a bike. So much for that expression about not forgetting how to ride a bike.

Guess Lois was trying to take a right turn coming down the rail

I should think not.

Depends on whether there’s a bone protruding.

What is she doing, lineman for the Chicago Bears? ☺

Watching WAY too much you tube!

Without all the holes Scooter dug in the lawn she might have made it. Bad dog!

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, applied the BenGay

Talk about being rode out of town on a rail…

…??? Is she falling trying to go up, or missing while trying to go down?