Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 11, 2020

…not realizing that the fault lies within herself.

Let us know how that works out for you, Alison.

Sorry Alison, he needs to read the newspaper to become less faulty. Just touching it won’t do any good.

It’s no fault of his.

I know someone who needs a lot of hands on.

He’s not Rose Nylund!!!

It looks like Norton is contemplating touching Alison rather sharply with the back of his hand.

Spit in the back and womp it on the side

Wack!

“Percussive maintenance”, Ali.

She plays Ed McMahon, while he tries like to be like Carnac and predict the headlines.

Is she using the section with all the headlines? No, it peeves Norton that she always uses the “Help Wanted” section, when she should be using the “Home Improvement” section…

Touch or no touch, I’m irreparable.

It’s true.. especially if you use a 2×4

Happy Birthday to Impkins – a very special lady and lover of good cartoons!