Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 01, 2020

Be the envy of your neighbors and co-workers, as they speculate about your adventures with your 4 WD SUV!

I have a dirt and gravel drive. Who needs a anti-carwash?

An ant theft ply?

Just park your car under a limewood.

Where most 4WD vehicles are driven, this would be the only way to get them scratched other than parking lot dings.

“Animal pelts” would give onlookers the impression of a rather more savage weekend than what I’d care to portray.

Even mud is probably out of my league, when it comes to my friends’ expectations of me.

I think a little dust is about all anyone would believe of my adventures… if even that.

Maybe a ding from the supermarket parking lot…

but I don’t need to pay for a fake one.

Wonder if the woman in the Mercedes realizes what she’s queuing up for.

So_thats_ how the neighbor does it!

I ain’t taking my Land Rover in there.

Pretty much sums up my Jeep Cherokee Trail-Hawk Elite – never been off road!

Prerequisites to be a featured speaker at the next explorers meeting. And Vince knows Marge will be there.. and rumor has it, she’s a sucker for a good story.

Someone needs to interest them with stargazing, bird watching, foliage to help them enjoy their time.

A Benz? Why would somebody want to gruff up a Benz?

Looks like fun. And the neighbours will think you’ve been on an adventure.

Next to the fishmonger’s. – And don’t forget to remove the price tag this time.

Seriously, there actually is a faux mud spray for faux adventurers.