Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 02, 2020

Doers he have a hollow sound?

Could it be that Cindy is just jealous?

When he was younger, she thought of him more as an unfinished vessel.

There’s nothing but a vacuum between those ears.

Archie keeps hoping that if he keeps rubbing them, eventually he’ll find a genie. Then won’t Cindy be surprised???

We call Archie “pot head”, oh wait, that’s not right…..

It may be true…..he’s obsessed with his vaaaaashs

Makes a lot of noise, does he?

Vacuous or vasecuous? ⚱ ☺

I guess she hasn’t full-filled his needs.

At least he dusts them. Cindy should count her lucky stars on that one.

But Archie is confident that quantity counts.. besides he knows Cindy is too full of herself

If people had theme songs, Archie’s would be “Runnin’ On Empty.”

Archie is hoping to find a genie somewhere to set him free from Cindy.