Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 29, 2020

And Chuck will get plenty of you, too.

Do not walk by ole Chucky’s place. He is creepy and strange. And I keep hoping he’ll slide off that roof. Trust me on this…

Chuck will tell you about everybody and everything that goes on down on Ballard Street.

On the other hand, if you join Chuck on his eave, you can also espy other people.

I think I’ll pass on that. I’ve already taken more than I want to take.

There is nothing strange about a man on his own roof with a telescope pointing down. Nothing at all. Why do you ask?

The man’s mind is in the gutter! Note where the ’scope is pointed. He checks his gutters in great detail, as well as those of his neighbors.

A walk on Ballard Street would have made a great Twilight Zone episode.

Is that telescope a swivel gun in disguise?

Mrs. Palmquist, newly divorced and amply endowed, enjoys sunbathing topless behind her Privacy Hedge.

There once was a man named Chuck Stacey,

who tried to see all that was racy.

While there on his roof, he suddenly went “Oof!”

And it’s Scooter who’s taken Chuck’s spacey… ☺

But his photos of Mavis sunbathing are to die for.

Hey, as long as he keeps his pants on…