Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 20, 2021

Sandra has always been a jittery sort of person. In High School she was known as Shaky Sandy. You know how school desks used to be connected? Well everyone in her row would get sea sick.

And what about her? Its not about you Sandy…trust me on this.

Oh yeah, we have history, she stole my boyfriend in 10th grade. He too got sea sick. Hahaha.

It’s always about you.

It’s your diary Sandra. You write whatever you want to in it. Just don’t stop there. Continue to answer your own question.

Sandra owns a rainbow collection of doughnut dresses. This one has lime green donuts. She usually wears her large pink bracelet to complete the Jackie O look. Tomorrow she will reverse the scheme; pink donuts and lime green bracelet.

Good for her.

Sandra takes her cooking ability personally, word on the street is that her soufflé did not turn out well.

What about you? ☺

Sandra….the little known illegitimate sister of Donald?

I don’t keep a diary. I keep a journal. An e-journal. It’s mostly food porn.

I’ll bet she starts her day by reading political cartoons, too!

Sandy is a thoroughly modern gal. Given that the modern era is all about ‘me’.

Sandy has been wondering that all her life.

Dear Diary, why aren’t you writing me?