Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 23, 2021

Too late, a squirrel just filed a tort against Sonya.

Sonya has her heart set on it now!

Sonya just shot 2 squirrels, a Robin, 3 rats and the Baxter’s poodle. Luckily the poodle was wearing his rhinestone collar so the shot just ricochet off. It might take a while to get the dog out from under the porch though…

Meanwhile, Sonya is asking “What makes you think this is in any way about you, Stephen?”

“You’re going to eat it, and you’re going to enjoy it.”

Squirrel.. hmmph, like cats.. don’t trust’em.. whutever you do, don’t show’em yer nuts..

I think she’s got a re-torte for you.

I’m glad he didn’t say bunny.

Sonya has always tried to satisfy her husband….and that wasn’t easy!

A delicate situation. Choke down the squirrel. Or tell her it was a joke while she’s armed.

Good thing he didn’t ask for Buffalo Wings…

He should have known better after the “Someone should teach that paper boy a lesson” incident.

I’d rather have squirrel stew instead!

I’d really prefer a groundhog crumble. Flambé.

Well, that’s off the menu. :)

He may have been kidding. But you know how it is when somebody mention a food item and you start thinking about it. Next thing you know, you feel like you just need to have it.

Aw, Nuts! Says Sonya. I shot two already, now what am I going to do with them?

And she just called Clara to help her.