Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 25, 2021

Yes, light bulbs can be so difficult to change.

He is not telling us that he sustained several skinned knuckles and a severely broken fingernail changing that light bulb. He calls them “war wounds”.

I’ll admit I do not know Toby. He may be the fraud LROS and OP52 (Opie 52?) think he is. But if I just take Toby at his word that he did some major home repairs, then he should be proud of it. If you can do real plumbing, or real under the hood auto repair, good on ya! I’m about as useful as socks that fit.

He only thinks he repaired the toaster. Just wait until he tries to use it.

It has a plaque :)

Toby has no eyes

Toby saves his clippings…

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Toby used it to repair his wife’s attitude.

And it’ll only be a few days before he gets his sight back…

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Taking rose bushes out can be painful.

Nothing like a good old Stillson wrench. A good man can fix most things with one.. mind it leaves Toby able to fix only a few.. but still worthy of a monument.

Kind of like the arm and cycle!

Today is “Hug A Plumber Day.” Toby should celebrate himself and his home projects.

What was your thorniest home repair project?

A modern Bolshevik!

Toby removed the rose bushes with a pipe wrench? We call them Stilsons in Australia. But still, I empathise, I removed all our thorny problems years ago.

Toby was blinded by his skill with a wrench. Not an easy feat.

Doesn’t the sheriff have to say something about that? – It is a monkey wrench, after all…