Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 02, 2021

That bird needs a good tailor.

Barbara’s just jealous. She wants equal time with the chicken.

We already knew from yesterday that the chicken loves to wear hats. And has better fashion sense than Bob.

Are we going to have a hen fight on Ballard Street?

The chicken begs to differ…

And you most certainly are nagging too much.

The thing is Bob does not see the chicken as a chicken……more as a chick!

You will never be able to get proper cardboard cutouts in that small a size.

Reminds me of Gene Wilder and a sheep….

Bob (To the Chicken): “Well, there goes our hat shopping trip with Willard…”

(⚆ ̯ ʊ ⚆)

Bob has finally found a fun thing to do. He tried dressing up the missus but she wanted none of it.. actually called him a pervert according to the gossip on Ballard St.

She’d like to spend some time with the chicken…. in the kitchen.

Too much time ? What is the proper ammount of time to spend with your chicken ?

Earl Gray tends to lend a wonderful, floral bouquet to baked chicken…

This arc makes me think of the kids’ song “Philadelphia Chickens” by Sandra Bonyton. Maybe that chicken is heading to Phillie to dance some swing.

I’m pretty sure the chicken would agree.

People dress the turkey all the time.

That reminds me, I need to set up an alarm on my phone to alert me when I’ve been with the chicken too long….